(Overheard in every online class everywhere.)

“You were glitching, Sra. Waingort. What did you say?”
“Turn on your cameras, please.”
“You’re muted, Sra. Waingort.”
“I got kicked out of the Meet. What are we doing?”
“Sorry, I’m late. I was looking at the wrong day on the schedule.”
“My camera doesn’t work.”
“I can’t get in to the Microsoft Teams Meeting.”
“My mic doesn’t work.”
“When is this class over?”
“I’m not gonna do that.”
Ah! Spring break can’t come soon enough.

Cross posted to The Two Writing Teachers March Slice of Life Story Challenge.
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